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A cruising sailor's autobiography, written at the publisher's request
for the Introduction to
my book, "Ready for Sea!"
(Sheridan House):
When
I was a teenager, I was invited to go for a day sail aboard a friend's
family yacht, a 35' sloop, on the Long Island Sound. The sail was
exhilarating! A stiff breeze and a white-capped chop brought the little
ship to life. But what really impressed me, what absolutely electrified my
young imagination the more I recognized its implications, was what I
discovered belowdecks. I had never before seen the inside of a proper
yacht that size. "This is incredible," I thought, "there's
a kitchen, a desk and a dining table, a bathroom, beds, books… Why,
you could actually live on one of these, and travel!"
Well, that was the beginning of the
end. I was so moved by the experience that I soon became hopelessly
obsessed with the idea, the lifestyle, the freedom and pure joy of
liveaboard cruising. Ready for Sea!
summarizes much of what I've learned about outfitting a sailboat in the
decades since that epiphany.
That I was drawn to a life of travel,
adventure, boats and the sea isn't so surprising. My mother, a famous
baby photographer turned artist, crewed for years in sailboat races on
the Long Island Sound. My father, a naturalist and herpetologist with
two-dozen books and many documentary films to his credit, has traveled to
the world's most remote regions for the better part of a century,
sometimes taking me with him. My Norwegian grandfather, Arnt
Bertelsen,
was the son of a boat builder, from a long line of seamen dating back to
the Vikings. He shipped out of Oslo on a three-masted barque in 1914,
survived a torpedo sinking in the North Sea during World War I, and went
on to skipper ships from the Arctic to West Africa before he settled in
America and became an engineer at the Brooklyn Navy Yard. My paternal
family name is Schiffer, which literally means boatman or "skipper".
My brother, Roy, sells yachts in Fort Lauderdale. Two of my best friends are also yacht brokers and the rest are
cruising sailors, or ought to be. I guess you could say travel, adventure,
boats and the sea are in my blood.
My path to the sea, however, was a
tortuous one at first. I was sidetracked by the needs, interests and
obstacles of an adolescent becoming a young man. And besides, it was hard
to realize that such a thing was really even possible. Living on a
sailboat was unheard of in the 1960's, at least in Larchmont, New York,
where I grew up. With the exception of a handful of voyagers then unknown
to me, such as Eric & Susan Hiscock, Hal & Margaret Roth, and of course the founding father of it all,
Joshua Slocum, people did not even think about what today is commonly
called liveaboard cruising. Oh, yachtsmen made voyages, to be sure, but
then they went home. As far as I knew, people didn't actually live
on boats.
During
the next couple of years, the dream of setting sail gradually grew into a
burning desire. I finished high school and went to Syracuse University, as
I was expected to do. But college bored me - the subjects were lifeless; the gray, wet weather depressing - and so my real life began when I
dropped out after only one semester, stepped onto a southbound Interstate,
and stuck out my thumb. From that moment on, I was on my own and headed
for the sea. Eventually.
Within
the year, I married my high school sweetheart and soon became a young
father. Alas, the marriage was not to last, but my relationship with my
daughter did. To this day Lisa is the light of my life. She has been
sailing with me many times, all over the world. Recently, she made me a
(young) grandfather and if I have anything to do with it, little Reece,
like his mother before him, will learn to sail a boat way before he learns
to drive a car. But I was talking about how I came to the sea.
I
had been playing in rock-n-roll bands since junior high school, and was a
tolerable guitar player, singer and songwriter. Needing a way to support
my new family, I put together a rock group and we were soon performing in
New York City's hip nightclubs. My hair was getting long and as Bob
Dylan sang, the times they were a changin'. I was at the heart of the
new hippie scene and experimenting with everything. It got pretty wild -
a little too wild - and it was becoming evident to me that I had better
distance myself from it a bit. Right about then my brother invited me to
take over a rock band he had put together in Texas. I jumped at the
opportunity and into my old, convertible Corvair and headed west.
The
group, called the Chains, was a big fish in a small pond, enjoying a
string of regional hit records in the western states. I had actually
written a couple of the songs they recorded. For the next year and a half,
we played dances and rock shows from Texas to Montana, dodging the truck
stop rednecks that thought hippies were fair game, feeling like stars, and
generally having a pretty good time until the promise of a big-time
recording contract lured us all back to New York City.
The
contract never materialized and I lost interest in playing in nightclubs.
So I left the Chains to try my hand at Madison Avenue jingle writing. To
keep me from starving meanwhile, my manager landed me a part-time job
giving guitar lessons to actor Dustin Hoffman three times a week in his
Upper East Side apartment, preparing him for a scene in a movie he was
making that required him to strum three cords and look natural about it.
Dustin was a nice guy and I liked him, but he wasn't really into
learning guitar. He never practiced except during the thrice-weekly,
one-hour sessions with me. For this reason he learned slowly, which was
great for me because I needed the $12 an hour his movie production company
paid me.
I
wasn't having much luck as an advertising jingle writer and, when Dustin
went off to make his movie, I needed a new gig. Just then, my manager
called me with a proposition. "Tor," he said, "you know that new
record on the radio called 'Na Na Hey Hey Kiss 'Em Goodbye?" Well,
of course I did. It was a huge, number one smash hit all over the United
States and around the world. To this day, kids still chant the chorus at
school football games. He went on to explain that the record had been a
studio creation and that there was really no such group as Steam, the band
credited with the recording. Now that the record had taken off, the
producer was being bombarded with requests for the non-existent stars to
perform at concerts, college homecomings and rock festivals coast to
coast, and was actually booking the band's first national tour. Now they
desperately needed a group that could perform that song convincingly along
with enough other material for a 45-minute show, and my manager was
offering me the job of putting that band together.
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The
tour sounded like a blast and the money was good, so ten days later my new
quartet went on tour as Steam. We Na-Na-Hey-Hey'ed our way all across
the country, signing autographs, dodging the rednecks and loving the
groupies. It was the beginning of the '70's in all its glory and, man,
we were cool. Most of my old school chums were either still in college or
trying to stay alive in Vietnam.
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After
a year or so of being a bubblegum rock star, I sold a song I'd written
to Columbia Records and spent the advance money on a plane ticket to
Morocco. For the next couple of months, I hitchhiked through Europe, lived
in a commune on the island of Mallorca with author Robert Graves for a
neighbor, and finished up in the smoky coffee houses of Amsterdam. I still
couldn't afford a boat, but life was good.
All
the time I was in show business, my desire to live and travel aboard my
own sailboat grew steadily stronger until it became an obsession. I read
books about it. I fantasized about it. Every new gig, every recording
contract was supposed to be my ticket to freedom, my pot of gold. It never
quite turned out that way, but I was determined to keep trying.
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Next
came a stint as a rock-&-roll songwriter, under contract with an
Atlanta-based record company. They actually paid me a retainer and put me
up in a swanky garden apartment in Buckhead. My job - you're not going
to believe this - my job was to hang out and write songs, let my hair
grow even longer, smoke and party all night long, write more songs, sleep
late, flirt with the stewardesses and nurses that lived in my apartment
complex and go into a big, state-of-the-art recording studio a few times a
week to tape demo sessions and oversee the arrangements whenever their
other bands recorded my material. I was in hog heaven, as those good old
Atlanta boys would say - until their record company went belly-up and I
found myself on the street again.
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I
heard of try-outs being held for something they were calling a "rock
opera". Well, I didn't want to go back to playing in bands again, so I
went to the audition. It turned out that my hard-rock stage experience and
gutsy vocal style was just what they wanted for the lead role, and so I
became Judas in the rock opera, Jesus Christ Superstar, the Atlanta
production. The show was an instant and, in the South of the early
1970's, controversial hit and we were packing the theater in Underground
Atlanta, 14 shows a week. One evening, the Governor of Georgia showed up
in the audience to check out our show. Afterwards, he came backstage with
his wife and bodyguards to meet the cast and get us to autograph his
libretto. I addressed my signature "to JC Super Governor," the "JC" standing, of course, for Jimmy Carter.
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Having
seen how Superstar's producers had put that show together, I decided I
could be a producer, too. I found a financial backer in Atlanta, flew to
New York, met with the U.S. managers of the superstar rock band, the Who,
and got exclusive stage performance rights for the Southeastern United
States for their rock opera, Tommy.
My
rendition of Tommy was a colorful, multi-media stage production featuring
a troop of modern dancers, a black African choreographer, a professional
director, special effects stage lighting and a live band that blasted out
those songs better than the original soundtrack. Producing a show like
that turned out to be more involved than I had anticipated, and I worked
myself into a state of exhaustion molding that company of 30 creative
talents into a single performing unit. The show opened on time, went on
the road and got standing ovations for every performance it did for the
next two years. For my part, I was burned out by opening night. Besides,
the mechanics of managing the road tour didn't interest me, so I left
the company to my successors.
The
truth was, the urge to be on a sailboat headed for some tropical island
was burning in me with a passion and all else seemed lukewarm by
comparison. So at long last, ready or not, I packed my meager belongings
into an old pickup truck and headed for the coast.
I
wound up in Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina, where I found a job in a
boatyard for minimum wage. I wanted to learn everything I could about
boats, from the bottom up, and that's exactly what the yard manager had
in mind. He put me to work scraping and painting the bottoms of boats that
hauled out there. Gradually, I learned to paint hulls, install equipment,
use bedding compounds, do simple engine and rigging repairs, and so on. I
was no closer to affording a sailboat than I had been when I was 16, but I
was happy to be within sight of the ocean at long last.
Halfway
through that summer, a couple of ex-GI's pulled into the marina aboard a
40' ketch, on their way to "the Islands." One evening we were
sharing a six-pack in their cockpit and the skipper said I'd be welcome
to come along as crew if I wanted to. Well, friends, he did not have to
say it twice. Within the week I sold my truck, quit my job, moved aboard,
and put to sea. In a sense, I've never come back.
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For
the next couple of years, I crewed on a host of different boats, ranging
as far as the West Indies and South America. Every voyage was an
adventure, every passage a teacher. The captains and mates I sailed with,
the weather we braved, the ports we made and the lessons learned in those
first years could fill a book, and maybe they will someday.
At
last, in the spring of 1974, my dream finally came true. I bought a
sailboat and moved aboard. Then came the day of days, a bright morning
full of promise, with a breeze just fair enough for a single, sweeping
tack down Biscayne Bay. I weighed anchor, slipped quietly out of the
Coconut Grove anchorage and headed down the Florida Keys. Longhaired,
bearded, 20-something, practically penniless and perfectly content, I set
off on my first single-handed voyage aboard my first liveaboard sailboat.
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She
was no ordinary sailboat, either.
Thumper was a converted lifeboat,
salvaged by my predecessor from an old World War II Liberty ship being
scrapped in the Chesapeake. She was a salty old dog and the queen of my
heart, though you might not have called her graceful. A tubby 24-footer,
eight feet wide almost her entire length and double-ended only at the last
possible moment, Thump' had been built in another era and for
another purpose.
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She was made of riveted steel plates and sported a stout
spruce mast held aloft by cables, deadeyes and lanyards, flying a
gaff-rigged mainsail and a sadly worn working jib. With no electrical
system, her running lights were kerosene and her one massive bilge pump,
manual. She was mostly an open boat, but with an added-on plywood cuddy
cabin forward, just big enough for a cozy couple to sleep. Original oak
plank lifeboat benches ran around the inside of the hull and amidships
squatted a husky Gray Marine gasoline engine, held together with Marine
Tex and bailing wire and started by means of a heavy iron hand-crank -
like an old Model T automobile. I paid $1,000 for her.
When
I sold Thumper about a year later, I found my way to Maui and liked
it enough to stay for a while, playing folk music at a tourist bar for my
living money. When it was time to go, I had just enough for a plane ticket
to L.A. and had to hitchhike the rest of the way back to Coconut Grove,
Florida.
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In
America, an entrepreneur doesn't have to stay broke for long. I designed
and produced a line of jewelry, then a line of tropical clothing, and
before long I had scraped up enough money to buy the ketch Autant,
a classic beauty I found forlorn and for sale on the Miami River. Designed
by William Hand and built in 1927 of double diagonal strip planking, her
hull was over 2" thick and very strong. Her stout gaff main and
mizzen and self-tending jib allowed for fairly easy handling by a lone
sailor, which was just as well because Autant
had no engine in her.
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She also had no electrical system, no plumbing, no
winches, or other modern conveniences. She was all kerosene lamps,
block-&-tackle, and muscle. A simple sailboat with character, she
measured 36' on deck; about 42' overall. I lived aboard and cruised the
Florida Keys and the Bahamas with her for 2-1/2 years.
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I
turned 29
single-handing Autant back from the Abacos. Realizing I
would soon be attaining the ancient age of 30, I decided it was time to
upgrade my life, find a way to voyage farther on finer boats, and get paid
for it. So when I got back to Miami, I took a crash course and passed the
Coast Guard exam for my 100-ton license. I had some business cards printed
up that said Captain Tor Pinney, typed up a resume, and commenced my life
as a professional delivery and charter skipper.
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For the next few years I
alternated between running charter sailboats in the Virgin Islands and
delivering yachts between the U.S. East Coast and the West Indies. I
sailed almost constantly during that period and logged tens of thousands
of nautical miles.
In
1980, I traveled to Costa Rica to backpack around for a month or so. There
I met up with a company in San Jose building an unknown, salty-looking
fiberglass sailboat they called the Cabo Rico 38. They were hoping to
break into the lucrative U.S. marketplace with these boats and needed
someone to find stateside dealerships for them. It was agreed that I would
do just that, and I spent the next year as Cabo Rico's factory
representative, living in motels, rental cars, and a VW pop-top camper
van. I traveled coast to coast and eventually signed up six stocking
dealers. When it was over I had created Cabo Rico's first dealership
network, and they have done well in the United States ever since.
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I
had also earned enough in commissions to pay for my next boat, a steel
Finisterre yawl named Buccaneer. For years I had seen her berthed
in Coconut Grove's Dinner Key Marina, and now she was for sale. Designed
by Sparkman & Stevens and custom built in Chicago in 1959, Buc'
had a low freeboard, a broad beam and a sheer line as graceful as a swan.
A beautiful sailboat, she was often mistaken for a Bermuda 40.
My
new mate and I sailed Buccaneer up to the Chesapeake Bay and from
the beginning, it was difficult to say which of my two "girls" was the
more cantankerous. My mate troubles are another story altogether, but it
turned out Buccaneer needed a huge amount of hull re-plating, her
steel having rusted from the inside way beyond what the surveyor had
detected. Lucky for me, I had a friend with a boatyard on the Bohemia
River.
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There we spent an entire summer sandblasting, grinding, re-plating,
repairing, replacing and reconditioning the old witch stem to stern. By
the time we sailed for the West Indies in early December, there was ice on
the decks and precious little left in the cruising kitty.
The
next year I was invited to captain the prototype Morgan 60 schooner, Paradigm,
first through a series of East Coast fall boat shows, and then for a
season of chartering in the Virgin Islands. Two significant things
happened that year: I met, befriended and got drunk with
Tristan Jones at
a couple of those boat shows, and I rescued a dory-full of commercial
fisherman after they had abandoned their
burning ship in
mid-ocean. Oh,
there was one other thing. I convinced Pacific Seacraft to give me a new
Crealock 37 sailboat.
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Well,
maybe "give" is an exaggeration. I had decided I wanted that boat and
so approached the builder with a proposal. I would open their first
Southeast U.S. dealership in Fort Lauderdale and promote and sell their
boats fulltime if they would send me a demo boat. I promised to pay them
for the boat, plus interest, out of the commissions I earned. We struck a
bargain and I became a yacht broker and regional dealer for Pacific
Seacraft. The brand new demo boat arrived. I christened her Kerry and
moved aboard. For the next 4-1/2 years, I lived dockside except for
occasional demo sails, holiday cruises and boat shows, and I worked hard
at my new profession. I managed to pay off that boat in the first 18
months.
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I
had promised myself I would only stay put for 5 years max and I was
already planning my escape by 1987. I'd sold quite a few cruising
sailboats by that time, new and used, and noticed that more often than
not, the buyers had many questions about how to outfit their boats to go
cruising. Pacific Seacraft built good boats and rightfully touted them as
bluewater passagemakers, yet when the new boats came from the factory they
were nowhere near ready to actually go cruising. There was no ground
tackle, no safety equipment, no spare parts kit, minimal electronics, no
awnings, jack lines or self-steering, the floorboards weren't secured
for capsize… The list of what needed to be done was prodigious. The
people that bought these boats could generally afford to pay for all the
additional stuff, but hardly knew where to begin selecting and assembling
it.
So
I made a new proposal to Pacific Seacraft. I suggested they offer an
upgraded version of their Crealock 37, which was the biggest boat they
built at the time. This special edition would feature a long list of
equipment and systems added according to my specifications. We'd call it
the Crealock 37 "Circumnavigator", and I was volunteering to introduce
it at the 1988 East Coast fall boat shows. I also asked them to build the
first one for me… for a discounted price, since it was my idea. In
return, I would design the equipment and systems package that became the
"Circumnavigator", write the copy for their advertisements, and
arrange to take the prototype to all the boat shows as a factory rep,
allowing the other regional dealers to sell from my demo boat. Pacific
Seacraft thought it was a worthwhile idea and agreed to the plan
My
brand new "Circumnavigator" arrived Christmas week, 1987. I christened
her Sparrow after the famous calypso singer/songwriter, the Mighty
Sparrow. For the next few months, I worked with a crew installing
equipment and modifying or inventing systems to make her into my idea of
the perfect liveaboard cruising sailboat. Afterwards, when I took her to
the boat shows, a lot of people seemed to agree that I'd gotten it
right. That "Circumnavigator" package was the seed from which this
book eventually grew.
And
so it was that by the end of my 5-year stint as a yacht broker/dealer, I
had put my daughter through college, socked away a cruising kitty,
fulfilled my obligations to Pacific Seacraft, owned an extraordinarily
well-found sailboat, and had the freedom, the ability and the time to take
her anywhere in the world. Life was good, even though I turned 40.
Sparrow
carried me safely over 30,000 nautical miles during the next six years.
Half the time I single-handed, more by circumstance than by choice. The
other half of the time, my crew consisted of, at first, my fiancée,
Sherrie, and our 90-lb. yellow Lab, Shaolin, and then later, after they
abandoned ship and moved to Alaska, my new love, Andrea, and my new dog,
La Rosa Española de Sevilla (Rosa for short), and in between times an
assortment of family, friends, and others I met along the way. I/we sailed
from Miami to Maine and back, then to
Venezuela via the West Indies. We cruised extensively through Los Roques, Curacao, Honduras,
Guatemala, and Belize and back to Florida. Next came a trans-Atlantic via
Beaufort, Bermuda and the Azores to Lisbon, and on to Spain where we
wintered in Seville and Cadiz. Gibraltar followed, then the Balearics,
Sardinia, Sicily, the Greek Islands and Turkey.
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Finally, we backtracked
through the Mediterranean by way of Tunisia and Gibraltar, fought our way
to the Canary Islands, re-crossed the Atlantic to Grenada, and ambled up
through the West Indies to Puerto Rico, the Bahamas and finally back to
Florida, where I sold Sparrow. I wrote much of this book during
that cruise, benefiting from the opportunity to find out first hand what
equipment and systems really worked and what didn't, both on my own boat
and on many others I studied.
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For
my next venture, I bought a 65', 175-passenger ferry boat in Ontario,
Canada, hired a crane to plunk a slide-on camper unit onto the upper deck
to serve as temporary living quarters, and drove that unlikely-looking
vessel 2,000 miles by way of the Great Lakes, the Erie Canal, the Hudson
River and the Intra Coastal Waterway to Key West, Florida, where I ran her
as a riotous tourist excursion boat for a few years.
On the upper deck, my
partner and I installed a giant Jacuzzi, a real sand beach, live palm
trees in planters, and tables and chairs, all surrounded by a tiki thatch
skirt around the railing. On the main deck, indoors, was a full liquor bar
specializing in...
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frozen tropical drinks, a snack stand, restrooms, more
tables and chairs, and a dance floor with live reggae music and limbo
dancing. The bulkheads were adorned with hand-painted tropical murals and
the entire ship was one big island party. Am I crazy? You tell me. It was
a wild ride.
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When
I left Key West, I went cruising again, but this time in a 23' RV with
Rosa, a little 12-pound mutt I had rescued from starving on the streets of
Seville back when I'd been there aboard Sparrow. I wanted to see
more of the United States inland, so for the next couple of years, we
roamed around out west, through the Grand Canyon and the Rocky Mountains,
eventually settling for a year in Mount
Shasta, just south of the Oregon
border.
I camped, hiked, trail-biked, white-water-rafted, kayaked,
climbed, skied and snow-shoed all over the Rockies and the Cascades and I
have to admit I grew to love the wild mountain forests as much as I love
the ocean. I hope to share my time between the two in the future. Gee,
maybe I could write a book: "Ready for the Road! - How to Outfit the
Modern Cruising RV." Well, maybe not.
As
of this writing, I'm back to selling boats, this time in Rhode Island,
halfway through another 5-year plan. I'm a worldwide dealer for Valiant
Yachts semi-custom cruising sailboats and Nova Scotia-built Cape Island
trawlers these days, and an Internet-focused yacht broker for all kinds of
other used cruising sailboats all over the world. It's good to make a
living helping sailors find and sell their dreamboats. I believe that you
can get everything in this world that you want if you just help enough
other people get what they want.
So,
what's next? Who knows? Another boat, for sure, and maybe a slow poke
through the South Pacific and the Indian Ocean, alternating with some more
RV time in the Northwest and Canadian mountains and some rucksack
traveling in Asia and Africa. So many places, so little time. Life is
good.
Just
as I wrote songs in my rock-&-roll years, I eventually started writing
stories and articles, mostly for boating magazines, when I took to the
sea. After a while, it seemed natural to write something longer. The
many boats I've outfitted for cruising and for offshore deliveries, and
the years I spent helping my customers, Pacific Seacraft, and Valiant
Yachts outfit their cruising sailboats, together gave birth to this book.
It's most of what I know on the subject and I hope it proves useful to
you.
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